Retirement Jokes

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, "How do you really feel? I mean, you're 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?"

"Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just peed myself."

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